Myriad Predicts Crypto Crash: Is This the End of the Line for Solana and Ethereum?
The So-Called "Experts" Strike Again
So, Myriad's crystal ball is looking cloudy, huh? Big surprise. These "prediction markets" are about as accurate as a broken clock, but hey, at least they give us something to laugh at while the whole crypto house of cards comes crashing down.
They're saying Solana ain't hitting a new all-time high by year's end? Well, duh. Anyone with half a brain could see that coming. Remember when Trump's meme coin pumped SOL to ridiculous levels? Good times. Now it's down 52%. What a shocker.
And Ethereum? Oh, poor Ethereum. Apparently, the "experts" now think gold will beat it to $5,000. Gold! The shiny rock your grandma hoards. Are we really pinning our hopes on that outperforming a supposedly revolutionary blockchain? Give me a break.
The Fed, the Shutdown, and the Inevitable Doom
Then there's the Fed. Always a convenient scapegoat. Powell cuts rates, Bitcoin tanks. Powell doesn't cut rates, Bitcoin tanks. It's almost like...wait for it...the whole thing is rigged! Or, you know, maybe it's just volatile as hell and these Myriad "predictors" are just guessing like the rest of us.
The government shutdown ain't helping, offcourse. Gotta love how a bunch of politicians bickering can throw the entire global financial system into a tizzy. Makes you feel real secure, doesn't it?
I read one report saying Bitcoin dipped below $100K, sending "ripples of panic" through the market, but that Ethereum and Solana were "holding strong." Right. Holding strong until they're not. It's like saying the Titanic was doing great right up until it hit the iceberg. Bitcoin Price Plunges Below $100K—Why Ethereum, XRP, and Solana Are Holding Strong
Speaking of icebergs, I saw this news blurb about Jack Dorsey embracing Solana for Cash App's stablecoin payments. Dorsey, the Bitcoin maxi! What's that about? Is he hedging his bets? Or is he just messing with us?
Honestly, Who Even Cares Anymore?
Honestly, does anyone even care about any of this anymore? We've seen this movie before. Pump, dump, repeat. The "experts" make predictions, they're wrong, nobody remembers, and the cycle starts all over again.
It's like Groundhog Day, but instead of Bill Murray, we're stuck with a bunch of crypto bros trying to convince us that this time it's different. It ain't different.
And now these SOL ETFs were supposed to result in some "epic" end-of-year run? Seriously? Who writes this garbage?
Time to Cash Out and Buy a Cabin in the Woods
Maybe it's time to stop listening to the "experts," stop checking the charts every five minutes, and just cash out. Buy a cabin in the woods. Learn how to knit. Anything is better than watching this slow-motion train wreck.
Or maybe I'm just being cynical. Maybe crypto will moon tomorrow, and we'll all be driving Lambos and sipping champagne on our private islands. But let's be real, that ain't gonna happen.